VH1 Pickup Artist 2 Casting

Wow, a UFC fighter with women problems. My hopes just got dashed. Some pointers to help my fellow fighter out, (I say "fellow", we're not in the same league):

The glasses. You have a sharp, angled face. The glasses you wear are sharp and angled. Together, it looks very awkward. Switch to rounder glasses so it makes your face look more symmetrical.

The fighter card: Never use it yourself, or if you do, embed it. Watch last season of this show for free on VH1 if you don't know how to do this. Basically, if you go up to a woman and say, "I'm a fighter", (trust me, I know, lol), the woman will think, "Great, so do you think I'm going to sleep with you now?" It's a turn off. I have a friend in the X-games that had the same problem.

Instead, use your friends to give you an intro. Have them talk a group of women and say, "Oh, I have a friend who fights in the UFC, he's amazing. But don't tell him I told you, he hates bragging about it, he thinks he's a normal guy."

If you do it yourself, embed the story. E.g. "I was in Las Vegas on a business trip and I saw The Amazing Johnathon, one of the best magic acts around. He taught me a bar trick that always works to get free drinks. I'll show you, but you have to buy me a drink to see my secret."

(See, you're making her do favors for you, putting you in charge. She's going to ask what yu do for business, then you can casually mention you're a fighter. Follow up story, I met Chuck Liddell, I kissed a UFC Ring girl, you are allowed to make stuff up, just make sure it's an interesting story.)

The bar con I use is simple. Take a napkin and bet the girl whether her drink glass is bigger length-wise or circumference wise. Tell her you pick circumference. If she thinks it is circumference too, put your wallet underneath the glass. Ask her if she still thinks its circumference. She'll usually say length.

Now take a napkin, and measure the top to the bottom of the glass. Make a small tear in the napkin. Now, wrap the napkin around the glass. Make a tear when the ends meet. It will be much further than you think. Now you have a magic trick. She'll have to get you a beer.