VH1 Pickup Artist 2 Casting

How will I spend the $50,000 dollars of prize money? That's easy. First, I'm going to pay off all my outstanding debts (about $8,000 dollars). And for the first time in my life, I will truly be debt-free.
Then I am going to go house hunting. I would be able to put down a nice down payment with part of the prize money (approx. $20,000 dollars). I have been a renter all my life and it's finally starting to get to me. I don't really have a place that I can truly call my own. And what is a man without his castle? Not much...I'm tired of this nomadic state of mind. I want to start building a home for myself. I want to bring friends (new and old) into a space that I have created. I want the next bed that I lay my head on to be my own. I don't want to rent this life any more. I want to own it.
My father was recently diagnosed with diabetes. It's treatable. He's currently taking medication for it. When I first received the call from my Mom, my mind immediately went to this dark place. At first I thought she was trying to tell me that something worse had happened to my Dad. I'm not going to say what I thought because it f*cks with me to even think about it. Luckily, he is alive and is being treated for the disease. And because I have such admiration and respect for my father, I would dedicate a portion of the prize money (approx. $5,000 dollars) to the American Diabetes Association. I am a strong believer in charity. Anyone who is blessed with fortune needs to give back to society. That is the ONLY way to succeed.
I'll invest the rest of the money and, of course, give Uncle Sam his due. You can never forget the taxman because he won't forget you.
Why should site members vote for me? Well, I have tried to be as honest and as real as I can be to everyone out there. There are several people on this site who have recognized that. And they have shown me constant support because of it. I really don't have the words to express my appreciation. So, I'm just going to say "Thank You."
I know this is a competition and everyone is competing for the same spot. And I am well aware that there are a lot of people out there who could really use Mystery's help. Am I in the worst shape of them all? No, I am not. I have had a little success with women. I have had a girlfriend before (three to be exact). I have kissed a girl. And I am not a virgin. But should any of this matter when you are casting your vote? No, it should not. Then what should matter? What matters is that you believe I truly deserve Mystery's help. I am an unemployed 39 year old who's last relationship ended about 4 years ago. I am comfortable talking to strangers but I have really never been able to just pick up women. The three girlfriends that I've had actually approached me first. Had they not, I'm pretty confident that some of my answers above would have changed. And I probably would start to look like the most pitiful guy on this site. But I'm not looking for pity votes. I'm looking for your honest vote b/c you truly believe that I deserve this. I will soak up Mystery's knowledge like a sponge. I will bring this knowledge back with me and help as many people as I can who are out there struggling with the same insecurities and issues that I struggle with. This is why I need your vote. This is why you should vote for me. I don't want to rent this life any more. I want to own it.