So I've tried starting conversations with two girls recently, and neither went anywhere. Let me tell you about it.
On Friday, my mom and I went to get our eyes tested, and afterwards my mom and I went shopping for glasses frames for her. In one of the stores we went in, a very attractive, tall, thin blonde girl came up to me and asked me if I needed any help. I said I was just there with my mom, helping her find frames she liked. And the girl stood next to me for about a minute where we were both silent and eavesdropped what my mom was telling the guy helping her. I didn't know what to say, and explained that my mom liked the larger, interesting looking frames with rhinestones and such. So she helped me look at their selection, and after awhile, we had about another minute of silence and I didn't know what to say and neither did she. So I asked her what her favorite sunglasses there were, and she showed me, and blah blah blah, this story is going nowhere just like that 'pick up'... let's move on to the next anecdote...
Today, I went to the jogging track near my apartment and as I was jogging, I saw an extremely attractive blonde girl show up and start running. She was in amazing shape (unlike me) and her pace was a lot faster than mine. She lapped me three or four times in the course of I guess an hour. Towards the end of that hour, I'm jogging my normal pace and she flies by me like Michael Johnson running to a 50% off sale on gold shoes. She stopped running and started walking, and as I pass her, I say "You know, if you were wearing spots, I would have sworn I had gotten passed by a cheetah!" She laughed, and I said "I was a little scared I was getting attacked, until I recognized it was you" to which she laughed and said "I always sprint-walk the last lap I do." And... that was it. I kept jogging, and she flew past me again, then walked, and I passed her by continuing my jogging, she didn't say anything to me, and that was it. She left I guess after I passed her.
No success, but oh well. I'm trying!
Comments
Posted May 7, 2008 1:50 PM
NoMan said:
Funny, but you picked the worst place to ever hit on a girl. Particularly when she can see you're out of shape relative to her. Female cheetahs make the man run until she gets exhausted, if he he can't keep up, he don't get laid.
Posted May 5, 2008 6:42 PM
Sharky said:
Dude! i would have to say success! When you get a girl to laugh, that means you have her attention. that was awesome! love the line about the cheeta. remember with each failure your getting closer to success. take care bro
Posted May 5, 2008 6:42 PM
Sharky said:
Dude! i would have to say success! When you get a girl to laugh, that means you have her attention. that was awesome! love the line about the cheeta. remember with each failure your getting closer to success. take care bro
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