well, not much of a story REALLY, but im suppose to tell you about the BOLDEST pick-up line i've ever used. . . to be honest, i can't think of one, but i tried to get a conversation started last friday night. here is the STORY.
my friends and i were walking down the street on our way to BUSCH stadium to see the CARDINALS beat the CHICAGO CUBS (huge rivalry for years). while walking, two girls pop out of a bar infront of us. one of my friends picks up the pace to try and strike up a conversation. i hung back just a bit to see how it was going. he never said a word. while hanging back, i noticed, one of the girls had a BEER bottle opened that you use at a BAR sticking out of her back pocket of her jeans. then, while she was talking to her friend, i hear her utter these magical words, "yeah, my BUTT still hurts too. . ." to which i replied, "well, you're butt may hurt, but it sure can't be comfortable with that beer bottle opener in your back pocket. . ." both girls turned around like the LOCKNESS MONSTER started talking to them. . . i personally thought it was kind of funny. both girls walked off, briskly.
goes to show, you can't win them all; where would you put the trophies?
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