Posted on May 5, 2008 8:50 AM
So a couple of weeks ago, I was at a club in Florida. I was talking to this girl and asked her what she did in Florida besides going to the club. She responded with "hanging out with friends, going to school and working out". My reply to this remark was "Well at least you didn't gain the freshman 15"...
After that comment she gave me a funny look and walked away
Posted on May 5, 2008 8:49 AM
I went to the bar with a good friend of mine and our goal was simply to talk to some girls (sounds easy I know). We were standing near the bar waiting to get a drink and amazingly enough, these two girls approached us and started talking. I learned that the girl I was speaking with was a little over a year older than I was and had a baby approximately 7 months prior to that night. I start asking questions like "How do you support the baby?" and "Where is your child now?" among other stupid questions. After I finished my question session, I said
"Well you look really good... for your age."
Not thinking that she would take offence to that comment, she turned to her friend and said
"Did you hear what this guy just said to me?? He told me that I look good for my age! I can't believe this! I am only a year older than he is!"
Both of them stormed off and at that point, my buddy and I decided that it was time to head out for the night.
Posted on March 20, 2008 5:26 PM
I have plenty of failed pickup stories that you will love to read, keep me on for round 2 so you can read them!