VH1 Pickup Artist 2 Casting

I know I'm a big guy and that we don't get much love. But I think it's worth trying this thing out and seeing what good people can show a little appreciation to us. All my life I've been a nice person who helps out, but I never win the gold or the girl no matter how hard I try. I keep giving and helping others while I think to myself, that even luck should of given me some gold or a girl by now. After all I've done for so many people I can't get a taste of something that some men get every night and enjoy. Trust me I try very hard, so I'm not blessed with looks or charm, but I am extermely loyal and a very, very hard worker. So I will do my best to get into this competition and finally make myself a person who can win the gold or the girl. I'm a lover not a fighter, and if I can have the skills to pick up ladies, I won't hold all the ladies to myself, I'll share them with the men who don't have the luxury of even having a chance to get to know them. So they can know what it feels like to finally get the girl, cuz I am that guy who falls short of those ladies and I know the pain we all feel. As a pick-up artist I would be here to share opportunities with the nice guys who won't finish last this time. I'm a loyal friend who keeps his word, and is asking for a chance to get into this thing. Which is why you should vote for me, but more importantly why we should be friends first.