Posted on April 25, 2008 10:16 PM
Let me get this you women are so hard to figure this out , You claim to want a nice and sweet man that will treat you right. Then why in the hell are you dating the assholes of the world??? I just don't get it. Is like you want guys to treat you like shit. For once could you ladies please tell us the truth. WE AS MEN ARE TRY OF PLAYING MIND GAMES..... I really understand you don't want a date with a pussy but for the love of GOD give the nice man a chance. A BREAK or at least one simple date............ One DATE will not kill you.......... If you don''t like the guy it least you know but it least you know.... IF I WRONG THEN WRITE ME BACK AND PROVE ME WRONG. I BEG YOU....... This is just a fact........... Do you really think it's easy to ask you out HELLLLLLL NOOOOO THE NICE GUY ARE AFRAID OF REJUCTION that you ladies will say no. You ladies have it so easy you can walk into any place and any guy will take you out and that is a known fact. So we nice guys have to fight to get any woman to notice us. Is like playing the jackpot, we can play as many times as we wish but at the end of the night we still lose and that's also a fact. I seen this happen everytime I go out when THE NICE GUY GETS TURN DOWN and the woman take the asshole over the nice guy. IT JUST A SAD THING TO WATCH....... NOW YOU READ THIS and think I'm acting bitter but i'm not bitter I'mm JUST KEEPING THIS REAL IF YOU WOMEN DON'T LIKE IT THEN YOU KNOW I MUST BE TALKING ABOUT YOU.........
LUIS
Posted on April 25, 2008 12:05 AM
I'm losing hope on this show, Who was I kidding this show will never pick a man in a wheelchair who was I kidding......... maybe next time Like I said before ALL I WANTED TO GET SOME GAME TO PICK UP ANY WOMAN BUT I GUESS I STICK WITH MY SELF HELP BOOKS......................
Posted on April 25, 2008 12:04 AM
I'm losing hope on this show, Who was I kidding this show will never pick a man in a wheelchair who was I kidding......... maybe next time Like I said before ALL I WANTED TO GET SOME GAME TO PICK UP ANY WOMAN BUT I GUESS I STICK WITH MY SELF HELP BOOKS......................
Posted on April 25, 2008 12:03 AM
I'm losing hope on this show, Who was I kidding this show will never pick a man in a wheelchair who was I kidding......... maybe next time Like I said before ALL I WANTED TO GET SOME GAME TO PICK UP ANY WOMAN BUT I GUESS I STICK WITH MY SELF HELP BOOKS......................
Posted on April 3, 2008 10:18 PM
look guys I really believe that I need to be on this Ireally believe that I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. I don't have luck with any woman. I never ever had a real girlfriend but this show gives hope for me my last hope. so please help me I'm tired of being lonely.
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:46 PM
Can you women please please make up your mind in what you want or need in a man. You ladies say you hate guys who lie and you ladies want the nice caring man which you know is all BS because you ladies turn around and date the bad boy loser type then put the blame on us guys... While leaving the nice guy in the dust............
I'm writing this for all the nice guys all over the Untied States. For every nice guy who was spit on by the hott girl or laugh at by the super model type. You ladies said there's no more nice guys in the world but the truth is that we are out there but you ladies don't give us the time of day......................
I'll be turn down by more women then you think, week after week you ladies turn down the nice guy and date those no good losers well, you ladies in behalf of all the nice guys around the world you ladies can check your ego at the door because the nice guy has left the building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. for all the nice guys at the comedy store!
PUERTO RICAN PIMP OUT................................
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:42 PM
I'll believe that I'm curse in the matters of love....... I really do, and I know where it all started. It started back in 1992. See, in 92 I had a big crush on a girl named LAURA. At the time I thought that LAURA was my dream girl what can I say I was a lonely kid.
NOW, I ask LAURA out plenty of time back in the day and she turn me down every single time. So, I move on and told myself "only girls in jr. high are like this I'll do better in high school'' THEN, in high school I thought it was different but once again I was wrong. Once again I had a crush on this hott girl name AMANDA NOW, AMANDA was different she still turn me down many times but, she told me """"we can still be friends?""""" I never talk her again.......... So, Once again I told myself "or is just high school all girls in high school are like this I'll do better in College"
NOW, We get to AMY in COLLEGE... And once again I would love to take AMY out but, AMY said no and she walk away. And, ONCE AGAIN I told myself "Only girlz in college are like this I'll do better in the real world"""
Now, I'm in the real world and women are still turning me down left and right! This time I have nothing left to said... What can I say "Only girls in THE REAL WORLD are like this I'll do better if I'll ever make it big and become rich and famous because let's face it that's the only way a woman will give me a shot. I'll bet any money to anyone to prove me wrong...................................
p.s. all the names here are real believe that.............................
p.p.s. it all started with LAURA...............
LUIS
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:35 PM
This is the deal I had a huge crush on a close friend of mine...... We knew each other for a while now and we do hang out at times....... And..... She is single for the time being....
NOW.... this is the thing I been in this place so...... many..... time that is not even funny......... AND.... Every time I put my heart on the line it doesn't work out my heart gets broken and the the friendship is never the same again............
My fear of rejection just gets bigger and bigger...... So what should I do? Tell my friend how I feel about her and put it on the line?????????? OR keep my lips lock up and say nothing.............. What do you think??
P.S. I'm not writing to as The Puerto Rican Pimp tonight I'm writing to you as LUIS LOL......
LUIS
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:28 PM
Is the middle of the night I always had a huge problem sleeping So, I go to my cumputer turn it on and just write. Hey... I'm a writer is what I do. I can write about anything Life,Comedy, Philosophy and Love............
Lately I have been writing about love I guess deep inside I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. I do it to myself all the time I mean I go clubbing every weekend and I see all those people in love and I just get mad at myself you know??????
Let's face it it been a awhile since I had a girlfriend too long lol........ Is nobody fault but, my own. For me, is not just the getting laid that I'm thinking about. Which is nice but, I'm lookking for something more. Someone I can hold hands with or someone I can call in the middle of the day to just say hi you know..........
Someone I can just talk to the whole night with time flying by. I don't know is just me. I go clubbing and I talk to girls but, when is time to ask for their number I just punk out........... Is just just I have so many doubts in my head
Like, I'm I good enough, is she too hott for me, Do I have a shot with her, she just another no, Blah,Blah, Blah well, you get the picture.......... I know if I go on a blind date I'll be a dispointment for her you know....... I don't ask girls out any more cause I know is just another no and my heart can't take it.
I just feel like writing this down is more for me then you. Plus, it makes feel better you know lol............ Now, If I can tell my friend that I have a crush on her I'll be fine lol Of course I'm not I just going to punk out like always lol............. TTYL............
LUIS
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:24 PM
I just turn on my computer and felt like writing. I'm a writer is what I do....... There's a different between Luis and The Puerto Rican Pimp. When I'm on that stage I'm 200 percent Puerto Rican Pimp. As the PRP with the mic in my hand I can say and do whatever I want
That's the kind of freedom the PRP gives me........ Luis had always been shy, and quiet wouldn't hurt a fly nice and sweet. Sometimes it drives me crazy that everyone only sees me as only the Sweet, Nice Guy..............
That is a big part of me but, I'm so much more. As the PRP I show no fear and at times it feels like I can take on the world. PRP is outgoing, funny, Smooth with Women Everything this Luis is not lol.........Simple, my point which I like Luis something is really nice being the PRP......... Plus, the PRP can get more numbers then Luis lol...........
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:16 PM
sO diFfERenT........
Do you ever feel SO different like the world don't get you. So different in fact that not even your own family don't understand. So different that you WILL travel all over the world just to find A place where you belong...
A place where people just get you and love you just for who you are. There People out there who always feel like the outsider. No matter how much they try they just can't fit in............
These people feel so different, they have no idea what to do, then they lose all hope. Some people they start with questions like WHY GOD YOU MADE ME THIS WAY? WHY I'M I HERE? BUT MOST OF ALL why can't I fit in? WHY MUST I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THE OUTSIDER? WHY GOD WHY????
The truth is that nobody has the Answers.... Not you or me we live in a world dying just to fit in. Maybe someday we can live in a world that we can accept people for who they are. A world that people won't be afraid to be who they are without fear of people looking at them like the outsider that they are. Someday......................
LUIS RIVERA
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:13 PM
As long as I could remember I had a dream about this woman who comes into my dreams. I have no idea how this woman looks likes.
Every dream is the same I see her from far away then she comes to me and we hit off right away. We talk the whole night when the sunrise I walk her to her place then she gives me a kiss goodbye.
In the dream I found out the reason I love her is because she loves me even that I'm in a wheelchair. She likes me and she doesn't care that I talk funny. This woman accepts for who I am...
I been having this dream since I was in the 6th grade. Is this woman really out there who knows............. I have not had this dream since I was hit by a car.
A DREAM IS IS JUST THAT A DREAM. Who knows maybe someday I will run into her on the street. How do I know that she my dream woman easy...............
She would look beyond the wheelchair.....................
SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS...
LUIS
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:06 PM
Before I was hit by a car on July 16, 2006 I had no fear I was on the top of the world. The future was bright...... At the time I WAS 2 weeks away from going for my dreams of moving to Hollywood and becoming a full-time comic......................
Before July of 06 I knew who I was and what I was about. After the trunk hit me I can say I lost myself. The person who I once were die that night on the road cover in blood.
In those 11 months that I was in the hospital I question God why this has happen to me after all the bad things that has happen to me in the past why this?
Even after a year I still question why every night before I close my eyes to fall asleep I ask WHY? Like I said before I don't know who I am anymore.
Right now I AM on a path of finding the man I was were. The man that woke up every day with a smile on his face and hope in his eyes. The man with no fear and felt like he could take on the world and climb any wall that God puts on his way.
I go outside now into the world with the fear that at anytime a car could hit me again and this time it could been much wrost...........
I must find that person again. The person that could fly with no wings. It would just take time. I can only hope that I can find him before this fear get the best of me..................
I don't have many friends in this world so I can't talk to many people about this but is a path I must walk alone................
LUIS
Posted on March 24, 2008 10:01 PM
When I write is a time for me just to let go. Some people cry to let go of things from the inside but, I write that's my thing I'll been doing since I was 7 years old. I just love to write.
AThe thing I love to write the most is love letters or love stories. See as long as I can remember it been shy with women. Is hard to believe but...... everything I like a girl instead of telling her, I would write it down and give it to her. of course she would read it tell me how nice and sweet I am then tell me no. What can I say story of myself lol. I haven't wrote a love letter to a women in 3 years...........
In jr high I was a good matchmaker, I figure if I can't find love then I find it for other people lol....................